Karaoke night
Jul. 15th, 2010 03:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alterinMy night was interesting enough to warrant me talking about. I'll try to keep it in a chronological order.
Edit! OMG I Forgot the best part of the night!!
A midget sang "Baby Got Back" while a random chick over 6 feet tall shook her ass an inch above his head. He wasn't shy about spanking it at all, although it was more like an overhand chop.
So chick A. was kinda cute, but holy shit I liked the way she sang! And then chick B. she was hot(although maybe an inch taller than me), and although she sang quietly I thought she sang well. Chick B. definitely didn't want to sing though, someone put her name on "I touch Myself" and she got up and sang it. At one point, she was drinking during a lyric, and I shouted out the lyrics so she came to me and my brother. We sang with her for the next few lines. She walked away with thanks you on her way to seat and that was the end of that(for now).
A bit of time goes by, our friends actually arrive. I sing "Can't keep my eyes off you." I goto the bathroom an older dude and chick B wave me down, and I talk to them. Older dude is flaming gay. He's dressed like any other older dude, but it's definitely obvious from 10 seconds of talking to him that he's gay. And he's so enamored by me, he actually likes the way I sing! I can't sing. I'm not humble by any menas, so if I say I can't sing. I mean I can't sing. But I have fun doing karaoke anyways! The hint is that they both think I'm hot, but she denies it. yaddie yaddie yaddie. He gives me pep talks on how I should be more forward with chicks... even if they're taller than me and I assume that's a big turn off(That's actually my biggest turn off assumption that I admit I should throw away). Eventually they're like where's your drink you should get it and come back. I go back to my group stay for a song, and by that time chick B is talking to another dude, they end up talking untill we leave(Gay dude leaves before we do by about half an hour). End of chick B. who I probably should have hit on more from the beginning. (I'm definitely better than home dude!)
So back to chick A, she sings again and as she's walking by I stop her and the conversation goes something like this... Me, "So are you actually with that guy?" A, "Which guy?" Me, "Well any of the guys you've talking to tonight?" A, "Oh no, definitely not!" Me, "So would you like to go out sometime?" A, "Oh I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much" Me, "Oh but I'm so much hotter than him!" A, "*laughter* well... thanks for the offer, but I have a boyfriend" And one of the lesbians in our group gives me a high five for my balls of steel. Now this little exchange wouldn't usually be worthy of mentioning, but seriously? She didn't know I was basically asking if she had a boyfriend from the beginning? I think she was lieing! And it annoys the fuck out of me! Why?!?!? Just say your not interested, and that would be the end of it!
And now chick C, who has the honor of being the worst turn down I've ever received in history. It was so bad, my lesbian friends wanted to kick her ass for being a rude bitch. She came up to sing, and she looked like a bitch. She wasn't my type at all, but she had the most amazing ass ever. So I asked one of the lesbians if I could tell this chick, "Me and two out of three lesbians think you have the most amazing ass ever" She was all for it, so during her song there was 15 song measure, and I tap her on the shoulder to tell her that line. She spins around, she looks at me, she walks away; before I can say a word. It was intense. There were hands over mouths going, "OUCH?!?!?!"
So that was my night.
Edit! OMG I Forgot the best part of the night!!
A midget sang "Baby Got Back" while a random chick over 6 feet tall shook her ass an inch above his head. He wasn't shy about spanking it at all, although it was more like an overhand chop.
So chick A. was kinda cute, but holy shit I liked the way she sang! And then chick B. she was hot(although maybe an inch taller than me), and although she sang quietly I thought she sang well. Chick B. definitely didn't want to sing though, someone put her name on "I touch Myself" and she got up and sang it. At one point, she was drinking during a lyric, and I shouted out the lyrics so she came to me and my brother. We sang with her for the next few lines. She walked away with thanks you on her way to seat and that was the end of that(for now).
A bit of time goes by, our friends actually arrive. I sing "Can't keep my eyes off you." I goto the bathroom an older dude and chick B wave me down, and I talk to them. Older dude is flaming gay. He's dressed like any other older dude, but it's definitely obvious from 10 seconds of talking to him that he's gay. And he's so enamored by me, he actually likes the way I sing! I can't sing. I'm not humble by any menas, so if I say I can't sing. I mean I can't sing. But I have fun doing karaoke anyways! The hint is that they both think I'm hot, but she denies it. yaddie yaddie yaddie. He gives me pep talks on how I should be more forward with chicks... even if they're taller than me and I assume that's a big turn off(That's actually my biggest turn off assumption that I admit I should throw away). Eventually they're like where's your drink you should get it and come back. I go back to my group stay for a song, and by that time chick B is talking to another dude, they end up talking untill we leave(Gay dude leaves before we do by about half an hour). End of chick B. who I probably should have hit on more from the beginning. (I'm definitely better than home dude!)
So back to chick A, she sings again and as she's walking by I stop her and the conversation goes something like this... Me, "So are you actually with that guy?" A, "Which guy?" Me, "Well any of the guys you've talking to tonight?" A, "Oh no, definitely not!" Me, "So would you like to go out sometime?" A, "Oh I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much" Me, "Oh but I'm so much hotter than him!" A, "*laughter* well... thanks for the offer, but I have a boyfriend" And one of the lesbians in our group gives me a high five for my balls of steel. Now this little exchange wouldn't usually be worthy of mentioning, but seriously? She didn't know I was basically asking if she had a boyfriend from the beginning? I think she was lieing! And it annoys the fuck out of me! Why?!?!? Just say your not interested, and that would be the end of it!
And now chick C, who has the honor of being the worst turn down I've ever received in history. It was so bad, my lesbian friends wanted to kick her ass for being a rude bitch. She came up to sing, and she looked like a bitch. She wasn't my type at all, but she had the most amazing ass ever. So I asked one of the lesbians if I could tell this chick, "Me and two out of three lesbians think you have the most amazing ass ever" She was all for it, so during her song there was 15 song measure, and I tap her on the shoulder to tell her that line. She spins around, she looks at me, she walks away; before I can say a word. It was intense. There were hands over mouths going, "OUCH?!?!?!"
So that was my night.
