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alterinI wrote this to a friend, and I decided I'd share it here too. I had a bit of a goodnight.
So here's what happened. Me and Ryan went to Crown and Anchor eventually.. One of his friends come in with a girlfriend and another chick. And me and Ryan were having a conversation about how I dislike smokers, and even if she was perfect if she came up to me smoking, I'd be oh hell no!. And it was kinda pissing him off and stuff. He said eventually he was going to test me and pay the best looking hooker he's ever seen to come up to me wearing glasses, smoking a cigarette, and proposition me. So there's set piece one.
Set piece two, creepy dude was here again. And me and Ryan were kinda flabbergasted because it appeared that creepy dude was with this hot chick. And it was just huh? SERIOUSLY!?!? How the fuck!?!? He sang some Kings of Leons songs and some other crap, and it was everything I hope I would never ever be while singing Karaoke. Turns out he wasn't really with hot chick cause who the fuck would date this creep, wearing a necktie as a freaking bandana? So this was creepy dude.
So Ryan starts hitting it off with one of those chicks, and I'm kinda like a fifth wheel. So I go and sit at the bar, and I smile at this chick across the bar. She smiles back, and I smile back a little later. And a little bit later, I go back to Ryan and company. Chicks come over there with a sake bomb, and I tell her I have to buy her one then cause I can't do one by myself! So we're talking and we do sake bombs(SO GOOD!). And creepy dude comes over and tries to hit on her, and she puts her arm around me, "OH this is my boyfriend!" I'm like "OH yes! Very long time!" He doesn't seem to buy it, but he kinda leaves for the moment. She convinces me to go over to her friends. There's a bathroom shuffle that kinda happens, and before you know it she has a cigarette and she goes outside to smoke. I'm like shit that sucks!
So I go back to our group, and Ryan's giving me shit for the smoker thing again! So, I'm like all right fine. I'll give home girl a chance. So I go look for her outside, and she's talking to creepy dude! Worse, they're kinda up and close! So I just put my head down and walk to the car! And that's when I texted you about worst experience ever! I start to go inside, and they're going back inside as soon as I turn around(They don't see me come back) So I goto our group and kinda wallow a bit.
Eventually I let curiosity get the best of me. I decide I'm going to ask home girl what's up. But she's still talking to creepy dude. So I wait a bit, and I decide to go ask her friend. I'm like wait a minute, home girl is so interested in me she goes and buys me a drink, and she's so awkward about it that it just looks like something she's not use to doing. I was definitely talking to her, yet now she's talking to creepy dude(she said he was creepy too!) Friend was just like I dunno she's weird. I'm like alright, whatever, her loss. I go back to my group.
So I decide to get some fresh air, and I go outside. A few moments later, she comes outside and sits on the bench with me. So we're talking, and creepy dude comes out. And more of the "my boyfriend" ya know trying to get rid of the guy from. He might eventually have taken the hint, cause he leaves. Ryan comes out and there's more of the smoker conversation. I'm just like I just don't want to kiss someone and taste ash tray. You don't taste like ash tray do you? So I kiss her, and I'm like okay it's a little smokey, but not so much ash tray. I kiss her again and it's like okay a little more ash tray. Ryan goes inside. And she says something about our first kiss not being romantic because I'm asking her how she tastes and blah blah. So I say okay, and I stand up and I offer my hand. "Where are we going?" Oh back inside. She takes my hand and I help her up and I swing her against the wall and kiss her again. Is that more romantic for you?
We talk some more. We drink some more. We make out some more. We get a little affectionate in the bar. We make out outside. I get her number. She leaves.
So here's what happened. Me and Ryan went to Crown and Anchor eventually.. One of his friends come in with a girlfriend and another chick. And me and Ryan were having a conversation about how I dislike smokers, and even if she was perfect if she came up to me smoking, I'd be oh hell no!. And it was kinda pissing him off and stuff. He said eventually he was going to test me and pay the best looking hooker he's ever seen to come up to me wearing glasses, smoking a cigarette, and proposition me. So there's set piece one.
Set piece two, creepy dude was here again. And me and Ryan were kinda flabbergasted because it appeared that creepy dude was with this hot chick. And it was just huh? SERIOUSLY!?!? How the fuck!?!? He sang some Kings of Leons songs and some other crap, and it was everything I hope I would never ever be while singing Karaoke. Turns out he wasn't really with hot chick cause who the fuck would date this creep, wearing a necktie as a freaking bandana? So this was creepy dude.
So Ryan starts hitting it off with one of those chicks, and I'm kinda like a fifth wheel. So I go and sit at the bar, and I smile at this chick across the bar. She smiles back, and I smile back a little later. And a little bit later, I go back to Ryan and company. Chicks come over there with a sake bomb, and I tell her I have to buy her one then cause I can't do one by myself! So we're talking and we do sake bombs(SO GOOD!). And creepy dude comes over and tries to hit on her, and she puts her arm around me, "OH this is my boyfriend!" I'm like "OH yes! Very long time!" He doesn't seem to buy it, but he kinda leaves for the moment. She convinces me to go over to her friends. There's a bathroom shuffle that kinda happens, and before you know it she has a cigarette and she goes outside to smoke. I'm like shit that sucks!
So I go back to our group, and Ryan's giving me shit for the smoker thing again! So, I'm like all right fine. I'll give home girl a chance. So I go look for her outside, and she's talking to creepy dude! Worse, they're kinda up and close! So I just put my head down and walk to the car! And that's when I texted you about worst experience ever! I start to go inside, and they're going back inside as soon as I turn around(They don't see me come back) So I goto our group and kinda wallow a bit.
Eventually I let curiosity get the best of me. I decide I'm going to ask home girl what's up. But she's still talking to creepy dude. So I wait a bit, and I decide to go ask her friend. I'm like wait a minute, home girl is so interested in me she goes and buys me a drink, and she's so awkward about it that it just looks like something she's not use to doing. I was definitely talking to her, yet now she's talking to creepy dude(she said he was creepy too!) Friend was just like I dunno she's weird. I'm like alright, whatever, her loss. I go back to my group.
So I decide to get some fresh air, and I go outside. A few moments later, she comes outside and sits on the bench with me. So we're talking, and creepy dude comes out. And more of the "my boyfriend" ya know trying to get rid of the guy from. He might eventually have taken the hint, cause he leaves. Ryan comes out and there's more of the smoker conversation. I'm just like I just don't want to kiss someone and taste ash tray. You don't taste like ash tray do you? So I kiss her, and I'm like okay it's a little smokey, but not so much ash tray. I kiss her again and it's like okay a little more ash tray. Ryan goes inside. And she says something about our first kiss not being romantic because I'm asking her how she tastes and blah blah. So I say okay, and I stand up and I offer my hand. "Where are we going?" Oh back inside. She takes my hand and I help her up and I swing her against the wall and kiss her again. Is that more romantic for you?
We talk some more. We drink some more. We make out some more. We get a little affectionate in the bar. We make out outside. I get her number. She leaves.
