One Big Happy Family

[alterin]

How is this for sitcom material? As of 6:20 P.M. on Sunday the 15th of August 2010, I live in a house with my brother, my father, my mother, and my two-years-older-than-me step-mother.

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[evictthesewords.livejournal.com]

...what?!

[alterin]

Five bedrooms... I have mine. My brother has his... My mom has her own.. and my dad and his new wife(aged 28) have the master bedroom.

[alterin]

Oh yeah.. and a roommate

[evictthesewords.livejournal.com]

That's fucked dude. Start writing up your life as a script and sell that shit!

[alterin]

I'm sure she'll be nice. And it's nice of him to find someone to change his diapers when he gets old so me and my brother won't have to worry about it. But I'm not in a rush to meet mommie 3.0 ;)

I think when it comes to dating.. I might even be better off having a kid then, "Oh I'm 26 and I live with my parents. And they're divorced. She's a nutcase. And he married a 28 year old. She also lives with us of course."

[cherokee.livejournal.com]

Wait.. your dating woes are cause you want a kid? Cause you know, there ARE easier ways to go about that..

[alterin]

No no no I don't want a kid. Well I -do-, but that's a future thing!