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[alterin]

forgive me father for i have sinned it has been one month since my last confession and these are my sins i missed mass on sunday twice i lied about witnessing a murder once i ate meat on friday once

wait a minute can you back up and say that again?

i ate meat on friday once

no.. not that one.. back up a little more

i lied about witnessing a murder

yeah that's the one. do you realize what you said

it was only once father

do you know what the 5th is

yes father i know what hte 5th is. the 5th is i refuse to answer on the grounds it will incri..

the 5th commandment

thou shalt not kill

that's right.. now i want ou tell me what happened

no father i'm not telling nobody nothing

don't be afraid my son noone's more powerful than god

i don't know about that father.. your guy's bigger than my guy up there.. but my guy's bigger than your guy down here...

you got a point.. 5 our fathers and five hail mary's for your penance

for a murder wrap? that's not bad father..

what'd you say?

bye father