Pick up line

[alterin]

I should start using a pick up line. I could say...

Hi, would you like to go for a motorcycle ride? Afterwards, I'll cook for you while naked.

Comments

[jamievulva.livejournal.com]

This would make me very happy.

[alterin]

Except for the motorcycle part, it sounds like your everyday routine. ;)

[mojo-313.livejournal.com]

yes, yes and YES

[alterin]

And then, you'd notice it wasn't a harley, and you'd say "OH HELL NO!" and run away. :P

[mojo-313.livejournal.com]

haha, oh how well you know me ... but it was a nice starting line anyway! ;)