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i got news on my old cat!
Kelsey: d*mn cats
Alterin: awwwww
Kelsey: le chat doesn't use the litter box that much
Alterin: poor cats :-(
Alterin: what!?!?!
Alterin: she always used it in my room
Kelsey: she either goes on the floor or in a basket
Kelsey: it might be b/c poopie and raz are also using it
Alterin: oh
Kelsey: so she's probably grossed out by them and decides that the floor is a better place
Alterin: i see
Kelsey: punk cat
Kelsey: she was in a heat a couple of weeks ago
Alterin: oh? ooohhh
Kelsey: she was this awful little horny cat that stuck her butt up in the air while the rest of her was lying down,.. then she's meow really really really loud and when you smacked her butt she'd stick it up higher and make weird grunting type noises
Alterin: roflmao
Alterin: roflmao
Kelsey: poopie and raz weren't interested,.. and they're neutered anyway if they were
Kelsey: she's a little wh*rey kitty
Kelsey: during that point, she's cool now,.. gets all lovie and stuff, but still dumps on the floor
Kelsey: . . or basket
Alterin: oh

she can't say whorey HAHAHAHAHA! yeup that's my ex.... i heard her 'curse' once it was scary ;)