i don't want to take advantage of you. i just want to eat you out for a few hours.

i usually don't do these kinds of posts... actually i never do these posts, but hey now.. it was my -third- prom. :p we went and ate at nana b's trattoria (i -love- saying that word). and then we went to the mini-grand prix... rode the tornado... drove go-karts... and then we cruised down the strip.... that part was boring... and i don't know i gotta a little screwy depressed-ish... so that was that... then the fun began :p got to my aunt's house.. and since i wasn't enjoying myself i decided to start drinking.. just about before anyone else got there... i had a "shot" of tequila.. i'm not sure if it was technically a shot cause well... there was enough in my cup for 6 gulps... but i got it all.. big lime =) bacardi o is simply amazing stuff! i had a few more shots of tequila... 2-3 o's 2-3 triple blacks.. few glasses of parrot bay and mt dew =)... and then drank water the rest of the night. i'm pretty sure i remember most of the night.. nothing too exciting actually... i went off on dom's boyfriend.. well she was on the phone with him and i was very loud about how much of a sleezeball that dick is :p i was all over lindsay.. that was kinda bad. "i don't want to take advantage of you. i just want to eat you out for a few hours" she most assuredly wasn't drunk.. which was a definite plus cause who know what that could have led to, gah. the next morning we went to denny's for breakfast... a few came back to my aunt's house...well i was by myself for a while.. enough time for parrot bay and mt dew... and 6-7 shots of tequila and a few smirnoff... i wasn't a happy camper. :p but people came back eventually.. had some fun.. pool.. spa.. it was all good... between the time they got there and the time they left i definitely remember very little.. i don't like being that drunk usually.. oh well... weird weekend... i think me and lindsay are going to "have a talk" next time i'm sober.. i don't know about that...she and i wasn't a very... nice situation last time... i don't quite wear my heart on my sleeve as much as before tho.. so maybe things won't be so bad.

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Flirty Drunk - You usually hook up with someone
every time you get drunk, or at least try to.
Alcohol only makes you flirt more, or at least
gives you something to plan a bad hookup on.


What type of drunk are you?
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