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Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one
simple question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and is thankful..."

"Wrong!, You must go to HELL" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"

The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head in disgust on the Pearly Gates, tells her she's wrong and to go to HELL, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

Death Cab Show

The Death Cab Show was freaking awesome, although insanely short. There was one opener, and then they played. The show was over before 10. My brother went with me since the friend that was going to go with me and has known about this for more than a month cancelled at the last freaking possible minute. It was fitting at least. We ended up finding two of my cousins there! So we hung out with them. They made me feel so old. :P I was very surprised at how good Death Cab was. For being such a mellow rainy day type of band, they sure could put on a show. I so didn't know they were from Seattle! That explains the whole rainy day type of music thing they got going! But yeah.. I need to kill another hour before heading out to Uberschall! Two great musical events, one expensive ass night! ... Actually lets see... 96 for tickets to Death Cab... 10 dollars for food before Death Cab... 20 dollars in drinks at HOB(that's only TWO drinks!) and I now have 60 in my wallet going into Uberschall.... And I called in! On a weekend! ... IN MARCH MADNESS! So that's another 130 or so! Bah, we're finally doing okay(my last paycheck was 300 more than it's been over the winter!), and I call in, go figure. Way to go, be broke!